The Joke Page
(Answers at bottom)
1. What does Santa use to wash his hands?
2. What's black and white and red all over? (Not a newspaper!)
3. Where do horses live?
4. How do you say your ABC's backward?
5. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
6. What does a cat on a beach have in common with Christmas?
7. What kind of phone does the ocean have?
8. Okay, I LOVE this one. Say silk five times. Then spell silk. What do cows drink? Milk? Really? NO! Water!
Answers: 1. Santatizer! 2. A sunburned zebra! 3. In a neigh-bor hood!
4. CBA! 5. In the dictionary! 6. Sandy Claws! 7. A shell phone!
